Santa was visiting his son who was in America for the very first time.


Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.

Santa asked, "What is this?
Santa's son, "Powdered orange juice"

Santa a bit confused, "Powdered orange juice?"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?

Son, "Powdered milk"
Santa, "Powdered milk??"

Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle...

Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.

The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.

The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?

Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."

The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"

On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.

The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?

Santa says, "Oh sure."

The boss asks how deep underground he worked.

Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground."

The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"

Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"

Once Santa's boss calls up Santa on phone and asks him to come to his office.

Santa goes to boss office.


Boss say's "Come in Santa, today I will teach you a new thing"

Santa is bit confused.

Boss say's putting his hand on the table "See the top of my palm, take a good aim & hit it hard".

Santa looks still more confused and as per boss instructions rolls his fist, takes a good aim and punches hard. Boss removes his hand in split of sec & poor Santa's fist crahes onto the top of table and boss says the Moral of the story is be alert and think before what you do.

"Ouch" groan's Santa in pain.

Santa goes home, calls his son "Come here I will teach a new thing"

His son comes.

Santa covers his face with the bottom of his palm, ask's his son to roll up his fist, take a good aim and punch his face, his son does as per his father's saying.

Santa removes his hand in split of sec and the rest is history.