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« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2009, 04:48:23 AM » |
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Once our own Santa Singh and Gopi, a Keralite were walking down a forest.
Suddenly, a tiger jumps out of the forset and heads towards them. The keralite shows smartness and throws some sand into the tigers eyes and Runs up the nearest tree to safety.
But Santa had not moved a muscle. Nair yells "Santa Ji, whaat are you doing? Come up the tree if you want to save yourself!!"
Santa says " Oye!!! I didnt throw sand in its eyes. You did."
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009, 04:48:36 AM » |
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A girl proposed Santa and he denied her simply saying that in our family, we only maary our relatives.
My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2009, 04:48:54 AM » |
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Santa and Banta were walking on a hill
suddenly Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here!
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2009, 04:49:06 AM » |
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Banta singh called his friend, Santa singh, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: "It was a flop idea."
Santa: "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta: "She did, but she refused to cook!"
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2009, 04:49:20 AM » |
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Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind.
Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell. Waiter is very curious.
Santa next orders for Batata Vada. This time around also Santa eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind.
The Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Santa asks him,"Sardarji, aap dish kay undar kaa hee cheez kyoun khaa rahey hou, kya baaki cheez pasand nahin aaya..?"
Santa Singh says, Arey bhaiyya, aisee baat nahin. Humaari tabbiyat kuch theek nahin isliye doctor ney kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karou...
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« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2009, 04:49:31 AM » |
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Santa Singh was visiting his friend Banta, who had recently acquired two new dogs, he asked him what the dogs names were. Banta said that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Santa said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered Banta. "They're watch dogs!"
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