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« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2009, 04:51:41 AM » |
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After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said
Battery is Ok !!!
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« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2009, 04:51:52 AM » |
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I'm scared," Banta said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he'd
break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife."
"Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeing his wife."
"Easy for you to say."
"You like her that much?" the friend asks.
"It's not that," declared Banta. "He didn't sign his name!"
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« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2009, 04:52:04 AM » |
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This is the story of Santa Singh and Banta Singh, Both of them got bored of using mobiles........
Santa : Boss enough mobile use
Banta: Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.
Santa: How we can communicate without mobile yaar.
Banta : Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages.
We will tie our chits to their legs. So they kept pigeons and Santa singh first sent one pigeon to Banta singh.
The pigeon reached Banta's house but Banta was not able to find any messages tied.
Banta to Santa : What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.
Santa Are Yaar That was a missed call I sent to you.
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« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2009, 04:53:23 AM » |
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Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.
His father said, "Read that label. That's why!"
Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."
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« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2009, 04:53:37 AM » |
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Santa and Banta sitting in the bar at an Airport in Amritsar.
"I've come to meet my brother," said Santa. "He's due to fly in from Canada in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in forty years."
"Will you be able to recognize him?" asked the Banta.
"I'm sure I won't," said Santa, "after all, he's been away for a long time."
"I wonder if he'll recognize you?" said Banta.
"Of course he will," said Santa. "Sure, I haven't been away at all."
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« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2009, 04:53:57 AM » |
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Once Santa Singh invites an Englishman for lunch, there was curd kept on the table.
The Englishman asks santa what is it?
Santa Singh not knowing english replies, "Milk sleeping in night and morning becoming tight".
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