Santa came with preeto to the railway station. He asked the guard which was the train in front of him, Guard said public.

Santa asked the question for all the trains that came.

For one of the trains when the gaurd said 'mail train', he quickly climbed on and said to preeto "I am going in the 'male' train you come in the 'female' train.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.

He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.

Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.

Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.

Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singhwas singing a song.

After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside downand started singing again.

Banta Singh : Santa Singh what is the matter with you? Why are youhanging upside down?

Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.