Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:14 AM » |
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:25 AM » |
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:36 AM » |
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:55 AM » |
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 05:33:10 AM » |
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
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