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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 05:30:59 AM » |
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:12 AM » |
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:23 AM » |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:34 AM » |
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:54 AM » |
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An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:05 AM » |
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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