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Title: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:28:43 AM Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:28:55 AM Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:29:04 AM How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:29:27 AM Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:29:39 AM Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:30:30 AM Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:30:59 AM Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:31:12 AM Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:31:23 AM A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:31:34 AM Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? . Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:31:54 AM An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:32:05 AM Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:32:14 AM Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:32:25 AM Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!" Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:32:36 AM Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:32:55 AM Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. Title: Re: Mix Santa - Banta Jokes Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 05:33:10 AM Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. |