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« on: July 29, 2009, 05:28:43 AM » |
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 05:28:55 AM » |
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 05:29:04 AM » |
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 05:29:27 AM » |
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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 05:29:39 AM » |
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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Rhea Thomas
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 05:30:30 AM » |
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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