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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2006, 11:17:46 PM » |
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Presence of mind!!
Santa and Banta were in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including Santa ands Banta, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on Santa jams something in Banta`s hand.
Without looking down, Banta whispers, "What is this?"
To which Santa replies, "It`s that Rs 500 I owe you." Afro
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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2006, 11:18:08 PM » |
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Stunt plane
Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair. Santa had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost.
"Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes" the pilot replied.
"That`s too much" said Santa.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I`ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all, you`ll have to pay me the whole amount."
Santa and Jeeto agreed and went for a thrilling ride.
After they landed, the pilot said to Santa, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said Santa, "but I gotta tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." Afro Afro Afro Too Funny Too Funny
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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2006, 11:19:09 PM » |
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Pole Length
A man walking down the street came upon Santa and Banta who are trying to measure an up-right pole with a yard stick.
Along comes this really big, musclebound shmuck and says, "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Santa and Banta say, "We're trying to measure the height of this pole."
The man wraps his arms around the pole, pulls it out of the ground, lays it down and measures it. Then he picks it up, puts it back in the ground and says, "22 feets," and walks away.
Santa was now quite mad and yelled back, "You idiot we were not trying to see how long it was...I need to know how high it is!
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« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2006, 11:24:29 PM » |
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Fainting !
"How come you`re late?" asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door.
"It was awful," Santa explains. "I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He`d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the Manager.
Santa says, "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!"
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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2006, 11:24:48 PM » |
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Explanation!
Santa wired home that he had been able to wind up his business trip a day early and would be home on Wednesday.
When he walked into his apartment, however, he found his wife, Jeeto, in bed with another man. Furious, he picked up his bag and stormed out; he met his mother-in-law on the street, told her what had happened and announced that he was filing a suit for divorce in the morning.
"Give my daughter a chance to explain before you do any thing." the older women pleaded.
Reluctantly, he agreed. An hour later, his mother-in-law phoned Santa at his office.
"I knew my daughter would have an explanation," a note of truimph in her voice. "She didn't receive your telegram!" Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny noteworthy noteworthy noteworthy Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny Too Funny
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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2006, 11:25:21 PM » |
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With Pleasure !
Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a gorgeous looking girl for the post of Personal Secretary. After about half an hour Banta finally asked the lady what salary she expected?
Very modestly she replied, ?€œRs. 2500, Sir.?€?
?€œWith pleasure,?€? said Banta.
?€œIn that case Rs. 4500, Sir,?€? was the prompt reply by the lady.
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