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« on: April 23, 2006, 10:11:12 AM »

There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab.
 
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed.
 
Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
 
All the sardars became happy with this very simple solution but an old sardar was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
 
The old sardar replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2006, 10:11:44 AM »

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
 
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

 
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

 
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2006, 10:12:18 AM »

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes".

 
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was made a fool by that man.
 
 
On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

 
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2006, 10:12:58 AM »

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions hisfather. "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. "

 
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??" "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

 
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father,
"Dad,today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??" The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2006, 10:13:47 AM »

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
 
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
 
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
 
He said, "It's a Thermos flask." The boss asks, "What does it do?" He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
 
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2006, 10:46:19 PM »

Banta car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Banta - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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Banta on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Banta - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Banta was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?

Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also its beginning !

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Banta returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?

"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....

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Banta driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks Santa to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

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Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!
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