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« on: December 23, 2005, 01:44:35 AM »

#Local variable -
Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..

# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ..

# Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ....

# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC++ to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho


# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

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