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« on: April 25, 2006, 01:14:14 AM »

IndianChoice.Com Buys out Microsoft Corp. INTEL and IBM in pipeline
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New Delhi, 24th April 2006 : Sources

On 24th April 2006 History was created by a young Delhi based entrepreneur who leaving out the odds went ahead and bought Seattle based Microsoft Corporation and its Subsidies worldwide for a cash deal of USD 52.22 Billions assets included. With this sudden buy out there is a big shock wave which went through the whole of the IT industry worldwide for some it was unreal but for other it was no surprise because they said “This has to happen one day". Source says the Deal was signed at a remote unknown place on this planed earth on 20th April 2006 but became public only after actually acquisition of assets worldwide. Former Microsoft Owner. Mr. Bill Gates was really happy about this deal because he said “now I can live a tension free life because coding and other things were always on my mind and now I can concentrate on my family and children”. The IndianChoice Owner. Mr. Vatsal said I will take Microsoft to new heights in my presence and will show that Indians’ are Born to RULE. And now I will show this world what is a POWER of INDIAN. He said soon INTEL and IBM will be in his pockets. Meanwhile there are some who are not happy about the deal because till now Indians’ were treated as slaves in US firm and they fear that vice-versa of this will happen.

After this reports are coming that INDIAN Companies fear that same will happen to them sooner or later. But in a press statement released Mr. Vatsal said “I don’t pose any danger to INDIAN Firm infact I have myself opened door for these firms to grow”. Reactions from people in INDIA is welcoming. Infact People are waiting for Mr. Vatsal to reach back Delhi so that they can welcome him. Anil Ambani, Ratan Tata, Vijaya Mallaya and Sunil Bharti Mittal will be present at airport to welcome him. Well its just a joke...dont take it seriously..Wink but it may happen in future.

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2006, 07:34:13 AM »

hehe wah..vry gud.
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