HOTEL CALIFORNIA (PUNJABI VERSION!!)
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> > On the dark GT highway
> >  Pagdi patka in my hair
> >  Warm smell of some dhabas
> >  Rising up in the air
> >  Up ahead in the distance
> >  I saw a ttharra joint
> >  My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
> >  I must have drunk over a pint
> >  There he stood in the drive way
> >  I heard his truck helper yell
> >  And I was thinking to myself
> >  This had to be Devinder Singh Behl
> >  Then he belched, and scratched his head
> >  And he was on the highway
> >  And the other drivers leaning from their truck Car
> >  doors
> >  I thought I heard them say
> >
> > Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
> >  Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)
> >  Vaddi changi place
> >  Massage, manicure, pedicure at Karnal-a-fonia
> >  Any kind of ear (any kind of ear)
> >  You can clean it here
> >
> > His car's grill was definitely twisted
> >  He's got a Maruti-Benz
> >  He's got a lot of petty petty MLAs
> >  Whom ! he calls friends
> >  Dancing bhangra in the courtyard
> >  See surdie sweat
> >  Some dancer is this Devinder
> >  Armpits stinking wet
> >
> > So I told the bell captain
> >  I's made a reservation online
> >  And he said, oye khoteyya our internet hasnt worked
> >  at all Since Y2K -
> >  1999 And still those drivers were calling from the
> >  drive way Woke me in
> >  the middle of the night I know I heard them say
> >
> > Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
> >  Itthey karlo rest (itthey karlo rest)
> >  Itthey karlo rest
> >  Aish karo at the hotel Karnal-a-fonia
> >  Kudi umr bais (kudi umr bais)
> >  Will serve you nice
> >
> > Daler on the ceiling
> >  And on the walls in every guise
> >  And waitresses dressed like actresses
> >   >>>From flicks of Subhash Ghai's
> >  And in the downstairs canteen
> >  I sat down for my meal
> >  Butter chicken, and sarson da saag
> >  Had a shock when ! they showed me the bill
> >  Looking for help I saw Devinder
> >  Dancing wildly on the floor
> >  I had to find my hostess back
> >  Oh where is! this Gurpreet Kaur?
> >  Relax said Milkha Singh
> >  Play golf with my son Jeev
> >  Tu ban gaya Punjab da puttar
> >  Now you cant ever leave
> >
> > So here I am,
> >  Wasting life at the Hotel Karnal-a-fonia
> >  Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)
> >  Vaddi changi place
> >  Converted to member of Hotel Karnal-a-fonia
> >  Whoever arrives (whoever arrives)
> >  Stays till he dies !!!