I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying:
*"Hi, how are you?"**
*
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
*"Doin'
just fine!"
*
And the other guy says: *"So what are you up to?"*

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: * "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"*

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question.  *"Can I come over?"*

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation.  I tell him, *"No........I'm a
little busy right now!!!"*

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

*"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"*