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[Rhea Thomas]

In a Test between India and Australia, the fiery Bret Lee was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman, our Santa, walked slowly to the crease, not feeling unlike a lamb at the slaughter house.
As Lee thundered in, suddenly Santa stood up in the crease, and signalled that he wanted the sight screen adjusted. Adjustments were made and Brett Lee was ready to come in again.
Once again, in the middle of his run-up, Santa found something disturbing in the sight screen. Indeed, this went on a few times before the irritated umpire, Steve Bucknor walked up to the batsman and enquired, "Where do you want the sight screen, for God's sake?"
Santa asked, with an ounce of fear, "Could I have it between Lee and me?"

[baldasarre martin]

    * Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
      Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega.



    * One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye"

      Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai.



    * Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP"

      Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"



    * In Exam

      QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n

      Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side
      Si x=6
      Hence proved,
      Six=6



    * Santa diary likh raha tha.

      Aaj meri behan ko bachha hone wala hai, pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe yeh bhi nahi pata k main MAMA banunga ya MAMI



    * Santa ko electric chair pe bitha kar electric current se maut ki saza sunai gayi.

      Jallad-Akhari khwahish kya hai?

      Santa-Muze dar lag raha hai, mera hath pakad lo.



    * Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga "Bangalore aya, Bangalore aya, Balle Balle"

      Air hostess - Sir, plz be silent.

      Sardar-Ok jee, "Angalore aya, Aangalore aya, Alle Alle"

[shahzad.hadi]

nice one..

[malavisingh]

Once again, in the middle of his run-up, Santa found something disturbing in the sight screen. Indeed, this went on a few times before the irritated umpire, Steve Bucknor walked up to the batsman and enquired, "Where do you want the sight screen, for God's sake?
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[rajendersingh50]

  awesome these jokes of santa and banta are just awesome to read they really entertain a lot