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[Vatsal]

People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system
because the following things may happen in their future.

1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D..

3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a litre is 1024 mls.

4. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.

5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!", you are going to scream at her for omitting the "else" clause.

6. You try to sleep, and think : sleep(8 * 60 * 60); /* sleep for 8 hours */

7. When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.

8. If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...

9. You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your bedroom window.

10. When you go to balance your check book,  you would discover that you'll be doing the math in octal.

11.You would look for a trash can icon to throw garbage.

12.When you get in the elevator you would double-click the button for the floor you want to go.