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[Vince Keegan]

1. The Break up Survival Kit



Break ups ($ 1.49) may be messy, but this playful, creative kit helps a girl cope with style. The 32-page book offers empowering advice about moving on, and comes with a heart eraser, self-affirming mirror compact with a comb, stickers to "deface" old photographs, a "Do Not Cross" caution tape for tying up the telephone when temptation strikes, and a poster to remind her of the top 10 reasons she is better off without him.

[Vince Keegan]

2. Sarcastic Candy Hearts



Sometimes love is grand. But often it is cruel, evil, and cuts like a knife. These candy hearts ($6.99) have some of the most dejected, dysfunctional, and dumped on messages ever, and they make perfect Anti-Valentine gifts.
 

[Vince Keegan]

3. T-Shirt



Anti-Valentine's Day designs on t-shirts ($26.00), stickers, magnets, and apparel for those who don't like Valentine's Day.

[Vince Keegan]

4. The Emo Anti-Valentine's Day Collection



Flowers die. Candy makes you fat. This year save some money by saying no to the greeting card companies conspiracy. If you're one of the millions of people who don't have a date for the 14th, Vitamin Records has your back! This compilation features fourteen hardcore, string quartet tributes to some of emo's most legendary artists ($13.86). Love blows! This doesn't!
 

[Vince Keegan]

5. Vibrator



The future is already upon us people. Take a look at OhMiBod ($69.00). This is a vibrator that is powered by your iphone/ipod and happens to detect the beat of your music and well, vibrates accordingly. Now you can take the Wilson-Phillips song and turn it into more than a tear jerker. Amazing, and completely hilarious for Anti-Valentine Gifts.
 

[Vince Keegan]

6. Don't Drink & Dial Flip-Flops



Heels and drinking are never a good combination. The flip flops ($10) are a much better option.
 
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