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[Adolph Archer]

Easy Peasy Rider

We all need them; we all have them; and we all get a sudden urge to use them the second our film starts in the cinema. Since the inception of modern plumbing and waste disposal, toilets have become that one inescapable object that we will re-visit time and time again.

[Adolph Archer]

The Armitage Shanks F1 team had a long way to go.

Most are monotonously dull affairs; white porcelain with faux silver features that are hardly worth a second look. Some, on the other hand, have been designed by stalwarts of form over function – and why not? If you are going to stand in the same place for a couple of minutes, you may as well have something unusual to look at.

So here they are; the 7 most bizarre toilets the world has ever seen.

[Adolph Archer]

7. Mouthy



The Rolling Stones merchandise was just starting to get plain weird

The world of glamour and relieving oneself are usually about as far apart as humanly possible, and for good reason. Here, however, they have been fused into something that is both disturbing and overwhelmingly daft.

[Adolph Archer]

Post Death -Pete Burns mouth was put to good use.

It’s only plastic, but still… those teeth are very off-putting.

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6. Political



… now watch THIS drive.

Not exactly everybody’s favourite ex-leader of the free world, George “don’t call me junior” Bush Jr. has been lovingly re-created here by Clark Sorenson. I can’t tell you for certain, but I imagine one of these resides in the majority of Taliban hideouts… and probably a fair few American bathrooms too.

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Not pictured – the George toilet Brush. Google it.

If you’ve not had your fill of George “I mean it now, don’t call me junior” Bush Jr. related “memorabilia”, you may want to consider this piece. God bless America.

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