Chemistry of a Woman

Woman

Symbol: Wn
Atomic Weight: Highly variable
Atomic Number: Zero


Properties:

Boils very easily.
Freezes very rapidly.
Melts on flattering and by giving gifts.


Chemical Properties:

Very active and highly reactive.
Possesses great affinity towards gold, silver and other costly articles.
Violent reaction if left alone.
Turns green when placed besides a better looking specimen of same species.
Under extreme conditions of 00C and under influence of certain substances such as catalyst, the can be maintained under normal conditions.


Other Properties:

Stained/Overstained with lipstick and perfume.
Never age beyond sweeten.
Cries instantaneously.
Jealous, talkative and suspicious.


Uses:

Fast medium of spreading top secrets.
Best income reducing agent.


Caution:

Highly explosive.
Handle with care.