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Title: Chemistry of a Woman Post by: Vatsal on January 19, 2006, 02:40:54 AM Chemistry of a Woman
Woman Symbol: Wn Atomic Weight: Highly variable Atomic Number: Zero Properties: Boils very easily. Freezes very rapidly. Melts on flattering and by giving gifts. Chemical Properties: Very active and highly reactive. Possesses great affinity towards gold, silver and other costly articles. Violent reaction if left alone. Turns green when placed besides a better looking specimen of same species. Under extreme conditions of 00C and under influence of certain substances such as catalyst, the can be maintained under normal conditions. Other Properties: Stained/Overstained with lipstick and perfume. Never age beyond sweeten. Cries instantaneously. Jealous, talkative and suspicious. Uses: Fast medium of spreading top secrets. Best income reducing agent. Caution: Highly explosive. Handle with care. |