A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any crackers?"
Bar tender says, ââ,¬Å"No.ââ,¬Â￾
Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?"
Bar tender says, ââ,¬Å"No.ââ,¬Â￾
Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, ââ,¬Å"Got any crackers?ââ,¬Â￾
Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! And if you ask that one more time Iââ,¬â,,¢ll nail your beak shut!"
Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Got any nails?"
Bar tender says, ââ,¬Å"No.ââ,¬Â￾
Duck says "Good. Got any crackers?"