Types of Farts! Eeww digusting




ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.


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ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.


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TIRE FART = You can't control the blow out.


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JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.


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DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.


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GHOST FART = You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.


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HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.


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SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.


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TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.


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OLD FART = You know how old it is by how bad it smells.


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ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.


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NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper " PIG!"