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                        The Rush Job Calendar

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              / ~  R U S H   J O B   C A L E N D A R  ~ \
             /|_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____|\
             || NEG | FRI | FRI | FRI | THU | WED | TUE ||
             ||-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----'-----||
             ||  8  |  7  |  6  |  5  |  4  |  3  |  1  ||
             ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
             || 16  | 15  | 14  | 12  | 11  | 10  |  9  ||
             ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
             || 23  | 22  | 21  | 20  | 19  | 18  | 17  ||
             ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
             || 32  | 30  | 28  | 27  | 26  | 25  | 24  ||
             ||----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----||
             || 39  | 38  | 37  | 36  | 35  | 34  | 33  ||
             \|----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -----|/
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1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs.  All rush jobs
   are wanted yesterday.  With this calendar a job can be ordered on
   the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.

2. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in
   every week.

3. There are eight new days added to each month to allow for
   end-of-the-month panic jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late delivery of the
   previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished together with the removal of
   non-productive Saturday's and Sunday's.

6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping the other
   days free for uninterrupted panic.
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