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« on: May 26, 2006, 11:29:45 PM »

When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

 One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him,"
One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
" " "When I was born Devil said.."
"When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

 Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend-"
Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... ""
" " "Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- "
"Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

 Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
" " " If ur world is spining Round & Round."
" If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

 Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

 what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

 First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

 Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

 Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

 If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

 I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

 Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

 Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

 At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

 The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

 i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

 An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

 I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
 girls are like phones.

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 10:01:55 AM »

Agar 2 peepal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh liya jaye,
  to uss rassi ko kya kahenge??
   
  Socho....
  Socho.........
   
   
  Uss rassi ko bolenge
  NOKIA - Connecting Peepal.
   
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2
love
without
condition,

2
talk
without
intention,

2
give
without
reason

2
care
without
expectation

is
the
heart
of true
FRIEND.

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Through
each day
our goal is
to touch
one's heart;

encourage
one's
mind

&

inspire
one's soul.

May u
continually
b blessed
&
b a blessing
to others!
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Life means
missing
expected things

&

facing
unexpected
things.

When u r right
no one

remembers,

but
when u r wrong
no one forgets....
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A friend is one
who sees ur
1st drop of Tear,



Catches the 2nd,



stops the
3rd



&



Turns the 4th
into a SMILE

Keep Smiling
 
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Judai apki rulati rahegi,
Yaad apki aati rahegi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
Jab tak jism me hai jaan,
Har
saans apse
"DOSTI" nibhati rahegi..

 
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Kabhi subha ko yad ate ho
Kabhi sam ko yad ate ho
Kabhi kabhi
itana y
ad ate ho ki
aaina hum dekhte
he
aur nazar aap aate ho
 
 
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FRIENDSHIP
is like a
needle of a clock.

Though V r in
same clock,

V r not able
2 meet.

Even
if V meet,
itz only 4
few seconds

But

V always stay
connected..

 
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Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
band ankho mai rone ka maza aur hai,
ansu bane lafz aur lafz ghazal,
aur
us ghazal me dard hone ka maza aur hai
 
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Nice people r
like wind.

u'll never see them,
but u'll always feel
their presence.

Hey, u also prey
4
some1 not with us
but all time
within our heart.
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Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahin ya hoti nahin,

Par shukr hai jab bhi milti hai muskurati hai woh.
S.M.S.Hey woh.

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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2006, 11:37:20 PM »

1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???Ans : Wen ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes.....

2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.

3) Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari

4) What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?

Dava
is lik ''grlfrnd"
dat comes
with expiry date

n

daru
is
like ''wife''
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.

5) 1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai

6) Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.

7) Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary.....

Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!

Cool Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna...... ... ............
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap le..."Papi".

9) English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road."
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!

10) BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega. JAI BANIA.
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2011, 03:20:42 AM »

l Minhas

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
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