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« on: January 25, 2010, 02:12:28 PM »

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!


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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 03:02:46 AM »

    * Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
      Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega.



    * One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye"

      Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai.



    * Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP"

      Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"



    * In Exam

      QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n

      Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side
      Si x=6
      Hence proved,
      Six=6



    * Santa diary likh raha tha.

      Aaj meri behan ko bachha hone wala hai, pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe yeh bhi nahi pata k main MAMA banunga ya MAMI



    * Santa ko electric chair pe bitha kar electric current se maut ki saza sunai gayi.

      Jallad-Akhari khwahish kya hai?

      Santa-Muze dar lag raha hai, mera hath pakad lo.



    * Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga "Bangalore aya, Bangalore aya, Balle Balle"

      Air hostess - Sir, plz be silent.

      Sardar-Ok jee, "Angalore aya, Aangalore aya, Alle Alle"
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