Two drunk, Santa and Banta, were walking along a dirt road one day when they came upon a pile of some brown stuff on the ground.

"Is that shit, Banta?" Santa said.

"I don't really know." Responded Banta as he bent over, "it smells like shit."

Santa leaned in and dipped his finger into the mysterious pile. "It feels like shit!"

Banta too dipped his finger into the mysterious pile and without hesitation shoved the finger in his mouth. "Sure tastes like shit, buddy! I think it's definitely shit."

"Hooooeee!" Responded Santa, "Good thing we didn’t step in it!"