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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 05:05:02 AM »
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 05:05:18 AM »
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh"

Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 05:05:31 AM »
once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.

desk: so you are coming for this post.

sardar ji: yes sir.

desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?

sardarji: o ji its very simple.
TORRRRRRRRRRR..........
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 05:05:44 AM »
Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?

Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.

Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...

Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?

Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.

Call centre girl: Huh!!!
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 05:06:02 AM »
sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

She says no.

The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"

She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming.

He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"

The wife says: "No."

The sardar who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 05:06:13 AM »
Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. He had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. Sardar dint give up. He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read:

"I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor."

He ended the essay as, "A father in need is a father in deed....!"
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