A Sardarji who just came from India walks into a hardware store ad asks to see the chain saws. Picking up one, he asked the store clerk, "How may trees will this one cut in a hour?"

"Oh, that one will cut about five good sized trees in a hour," replied the clerk.

"What about this one?" asked the Sardarji. The clerk replied,

"That's a intermediate model which cuts around ten trees."

"ad this one?" asked the Sardarji.

"That's our best model. It should cut at least 20 trees in a hour," said the clerk

"I'll take it!" said the Sardarji. Two days later, the Sardarji returns to the store ad agrily states, "Hey, this saw is terrible. I could only cut three trees in one hour with it!"

The clerk says, "Gee, I don't understad that. This is the best chainsaw we carry. Wait a minute while I check it out." The clerk pulled on the starter rope ad the saw immediately activated with a loud roar.

'Hey," said the Sardarji, "what's that noise?"