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« on: July 29, 2009, 05:49:17 AM »

Santa meets with an accident. His body is badly bursied and needs skin donors. After searching for donors for few days and no one coming forward to donate the doctors decide that they would go ahead and transplant a monkeys skin on santa. The operation is a great sucess and santa recovers very soon.
Years pass by and one fine day santa is married and within one year his wife is rushed to a hospital for delivey of a child.The wife is inside the operation theatere and santa was waiting impatently outside. After few hours the door opens and the doctor comes out. Santa rushes to him and asks " Whats the news doctor ? Is it a boy or a girl ? ". The doctoer replies " I dont know. You see as soon as the baby was born, it immediately jumped from the bed and it has climbed on the cieling fan inside the operation theatre. As soon as it comes down I will be able to tell you what baby it is"..

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