Once our Santa and his friend were walking down a forest.

Suddenly, a tiger jumps out of the forest and heads towards them. The
friend shows smartness and throws some sand into the tigers eyes and
runs up the nearest tree to safety.

But Santa had not moved a muscle.

The friend yells "Santa, what are you doing? Come up the tree if
you want to save yourself!!"

Santa replies " Why should I ? I didn't throw sand in it's
eyes. You only did it."