1) Ek SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.

FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..

GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....

IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO :

2) SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

3) SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de :

4) A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

5) Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So..
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..

6) Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

7) Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! :


what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR :

9) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha.. :
10) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan :

11) what did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya :

12) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan :lol:

13) n elephant falls in luv wid n ant.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai** :

14)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

15) Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students… :

16) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina :lol: