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« on: July 29, 2009, 02:34:43 AM »

Jasmeet : " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Santa : " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Jasmeet : " What? At 2 am?"
Santa : " Yes, We used night clubs."

At bedtime, Santa prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife.
Jasmeet : "What is this for?"
Santa : "For you headache, dear."
Jasmeet : "But I don't have a headache."
Santa : "Good to know before hand..."

Santa enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Jasmeet observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Jasmeet askes, " Why are you doing this?
Santa replies, " Doctor told to check sugar level regularly".

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