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« on: July 30, 2009, 12:39:09 AM »

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear, you are a Catholic."

Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.


There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:
"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb
but now dears.... you are a potato and tomato"!!!

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 03:04:15 AM »

    * Junior Sardar apne papa ki marriage cd dekh ke bola: "papa muje b apni shadi me item girls nachaani hai"

      Sardar-khote de puttar! "wo sab Item girls nahi, teri mausiyan hai"



    * Sardar's wife: Itni rat ho gai par ye ab tak nahi aye jarur ladki ka chakkar he.

      Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura sochegi.Kya pata ki truck k niche aa gaya ho??



    * Sardar: Doctor, Plastic surjery karvane me kitna kharcha aaega?
      Dr: 5 lakh
      Sardar:Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?



    * Sardar-Agar Operation ke dauran Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaaye To Usi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.

      Biwi-Aisa Kyun Keh rahe Ho?

      Sardar-To Kya Doctor ko Maaf kar du.?



    * Santa samundar mein dahi daal raha tha.
      Banta-kya kar rahe ho?
      Santa-Lassi bana raha hun.
      Banta-isi liye log hum par joke banate hai.Itni Lassi tera Baap Piyega?



    * Santa-Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang me dushman ki taange tak kaat di thi.

      Banta-Gardane q nahi kati?

      Santa-Wo to pahle se hi kati hui thi.



    * Nurse: Mubarak ho, aapke ghar beta paida hua hai.

      Santa: Wah, kya technology hai, meri biwi hospital main hai aur bachha ghar paida hua hai.



    * Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,

      Wah wah,,

      Jo DIL main dard de use DILDAR kahete hai,

      Aur

      Aur

      Jo SAR main dard de use SARDAR kahete hai..
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