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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:14 AM »
Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:25 AM »
Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:36 AM »
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...

Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:55 AM »
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 05:33:10 AM »
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
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