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* Sardar 2 waiter-Do you serve pigs?
Waiter-Please sit down sir, we serve every one.
* Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se. Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kehte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat di!
* CID-Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk?
Sardar: Sir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature.
* Santa:Tumse shadi karke mujhe bahut bada fayda hua hai..! Wife:Woh kya..? Santa:Mujhe mere GUNAHO ki saza jite ji hi mil gayi hai, is liye main marne k baad swarg main jaunga..!
* 1 Sardar 2 other: Do u know english? 2 Sardar: Ya 1st: Ok, then tell me what is d opposite of NAAG PANCHMI? 2nd: Oye very simple yaar "NAAG DON'T PUNCH ME"
* BREAKING NEWS:
Sardaron ne ye elan kar diya h ki Gurdware me 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000 k note nahi chadaye jayege.
Kyoki GANDHI k sir per rumal nahi hai.
* Boss-Apki shadi ho gayi
Santa-Yes,1 ladki se hui he
Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he
Santa-No! meri behan ki to ladke Se hui he
* Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat, tu Sher ka Puttar he.!
Beta:Ji Papaji, Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!
* Counselor: What is the main reason for a divorce ?
Santa: Marriage
* Banta owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed. Friend asks:Why this? Banta:Bcoz married men r more obedient
* Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha.
Banta- kya kar rahe ho?
Santa- Dekh raha hu k sala Leak kaha se ho raha hai.
* Santa & his wife went 4 divorce.
Judge:U have 3 kids.How will u divide them?
Sardar thinks & says "oye...Idea, v'll come next year with 1 more!
* Santa - Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta - Suicide karne k liye, kahi infection na ho jaye...
* Santa was thinking..
Wife:Kya soch rahe ho
Santa:Ye STAR PLUS walonko pata kaise chalta hai
Wife:Kya?
Santa:Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS.
* Intervr:What is ur Qualification?
Sardr: PhD
Intervr:What do u mean by PHD?
Srdr:Passed High School with Difficulty!!
* Sardar was taking DICTATION test of the students.
Last bench students said:Sir, V can't hear U.
Sardar: Ok, Don't worry, I'll write it on the board.
* Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kar kha raha tha.
Waiter:Ye kaise kha rahe ho?
Santa:I'm a Maths teacher. DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai.
* Santa ki amma mar gayi 1 aadmi bola-Amma mujhe bhi le jati 2-4 aur bole-Amma hame bhi le jati Santa bola-Chup ho jao gadho,amma kya tata sumo karke gayi hai.
* Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala behosh ho gaya, guess what?
Isme aur colors dikana
* Ek Sardarne PATHAN ki beti ka rishta manga. Pathan ne Sardar ko khub mara.
Maar kha k Sardar utha, kapde jhad K Bola: To Phir, Khansahab main inkaar samjhu?
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