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« on: July 29, 2009, 05:13:04 AM »

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched
Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 05:13:20 AM »

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 05:13:30 AM »

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 05:13:45 AM »

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya ..?
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 05:13:59 AM »

Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 05:14:24 AM »

Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.
Banta : Kyoo Ji ?
Santa : Je SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
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