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« on: July 30, 2009, 12:25:48 AM »

Banta and his fiance, Preeto, arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they didn't, sent them off to get one.
They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out that they had filled the names in backwards -- his where hers belonged and vice versa.
Banta and Preeto rushed back to the clerk's office, caught him again, and got another license.
This time, the judge noticed that the clerk had filled in the date in the wrong format. Again they catch the clerk ... After five reissued licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.
Judge: "I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back. If there are irregularities in the license, your marriage would not be legal, and any children you might have would be technical bastards."
Banta: "That's funny - that's just what the clerk called you."

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 03:06:23 AM »

    * Sardar 2 waiter-Do you serve pigs?

      Waiter-Please sit down sir, we serve every one.




    * Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?
      Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.
      Sir:Wo Kaise?
      Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kehte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat di!




    * CID-Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk?

      Sardar: Sir,I Think they are uneducated, if they were educated, they would leave their signature.




    * Santa:Tumse shadi karke mujhe bahut bada fayda hua hai..!
      Wife:Woh kya..?
      Santa:Mujhe mere GUNAHO ki saza jite ji hi mil gayi hai, is liye main marne k baad swarg main jaunga..!




    * 1 Sardar 2 other: Do u know english?
      2 Sardar: Ya
      1st: Ok, then tell me what is d opposite of NAAG PANCHMI?
      2nd: Oye very simple yaar "NAAG DON'T PUNCH ME"




    * BREAKING NEWS:

      Sardaron ne ye elan kar diya h ki Gurdware me 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000 k note nahi chadaye jayege.

      Kyoki GANDHI k sir per rumal nahi hai.




    * Boss-Apki shadi ho gayi

      Santa-Yes,1 ladki se hui he

      Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he

      Santa-No! meri behan ki to ladke Se hui he




    * Santa:Exam se gabhra na mat, tu Sher ka Puttar he.!

      Beta:Ji Papaji, Teacher bhi yehi kehti he ki tu kise jaanwar ki he aulaad he..!




    * Counselor: What is the main reason for a divorce ?

      Santa: Marriage




    * Banta owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.
      Friend asks:Why this?
      Banta:Bcoz married men r more obedient




    * Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha.

      Banta- kya kar rahe ho?

      Santa- Dekh raha hu k sala Leak kaha se ho raha hai.




    * Santa & his wife went 4 divorce.

      Judge:U have 3 kids.How will u divide them?

      Sardar thinks & says "oye...Idea, v'll come next year with 1 more!




    * Santa - Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

      Banta - Suicide karne k liye, kahi infection na ho jaye...




    * Santa was thinking..

      Wife:Kya soch rahe ho

      Santa:Ye STAR PLUS walonko pata kaise chalta hai

      Wife:Kya?

      Santa:Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS.




    * Intervr:What is ur Qualification?

      Sardr: PhD

      Intervr:What do u mean by PHD?

      Srdr:Passed High School with Difficulty!!




    * Sardar was taking DICTATION test of the students.

      Last bench students said:Sir, V can't hear U.

      Sardar: Ok, Don't worry, I'll write it on the board.




    * Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo kar kha raha tha.

      Waiter:Ye kaise kha rahe ho?

      Santa:I'm a Maths teacher. DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai.




    * Santa ki amma mar gayi
      1 aadmi bola-Amma mujhe bhi le jati
      2-4 aur bole-Amma hame bhi le jati
      Santa bola-Chup ho jao gadho,amma kya tata sumo karke gayi hai.




    * Ek sardar Indian flag lene gaya
      Flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala behosh ho gaya, guess what?




      Isme aur colors dikana




    * Ek Sardarne PATHAN ki beti ka rishta manga. Pathan ne Sardar ko khub mara.

      Maar kha k Sardar utha, kapde jhad K Bola: To Phir, Khansahab main inkaar samjhu?
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