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« on: February 04, 2012, 11:03:29 PM »

In exam hall a girl 2 santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.”
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SANTA ne dhyan se idhar- udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”

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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2012, 11:33:06 PM »

4 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the 2 chadh gaye.
to train me logo ne kaha WELL DONE
sardar-khaak well done Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chhodne aaye the!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2012, 09:40:51 AM »

Bank manegar:hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge,
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Santa:oji dena h to thoda haste- haste do na,
Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2012, 09:45:43 AM »

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
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Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2012, 09:50:52 AM »

Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted :"BOMBAY-BOMBAY"
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Air Hostess : " B-silent please "
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Santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2012, 09:56:26 AM »

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
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Someone asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
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