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Rhea Thomas
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« on: July 30, 2009, 12:34:44 AM »

Just after Santa got married, he was invited out for a night with the friends.

So Santa told his wife, Jeeto that he would be home by midnight.

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, so at around 2.30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk, and headed for home.

After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realized she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9 times. Santa was really proud of himself, having a quick witty solution, even when smashed.

Next morning his wife, Jeeto asked him what time he got in and he told her 12 o'clock.

She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

When Santa asked her why, Jeeto said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'oh crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then farted."

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