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« on: July 29, 2009, 05:46:20 AM »

Due to the increasing sardar jokes in the country, santa and banta were little tensed..

They both decide to arrange a seminar in hariyana for this issue..
the subject of the seminar was "Ban Sardar Jokes".

After the seminar gets over, santa and banta along wid some more sardarji's leave for delhi to meet the Cultural Affairs minister shri Surinder Singh..

After waitin for a long time they get the chance to meet the minister..

On meeting the minister Santa shouts loudly "Kaise sardarji ho ji aap, Desh mein din ba din Sardarjiyo par joke likha ja raha hai aur aap Mantri ho kar bhi, kuch karte hi nahi.. aap turant in jokes par ban lagaiye.."

After thinkin for a little time the minister says "Mere pyare sardarji Bhaiyon, aap in jokes ko dil se kyon lete ho, jokes to jokes hai, aur waise bhi hum sardarji log kuch buddhu hote hain.."

On hearing this, Santa and banta gets angry n shouts "arre mantri jara sabit kar ke dikhao ki sardarji buddhu hain.."

The minister says," Oye, ye lo ji, is mein konsi badi baat hai, abhi lo.." n he calls his driver "oye Mika singh, jara idhar aa".

Mika comes in the cabin.. Minister says.. "oye mika ja daud ke ja aur pata kar ki mein ghar pahuncha ki nahi.. Mika goes away..

Then the minister says.. "Dekh lo kitna buddhu hai, Telephone kar ke nahi puch sakta tha.."

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