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« Reply #60 on: May 27, 2006, 05:55:54 AM »

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
 
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langda tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
 
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
 
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;
kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata

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« Reply #61 on: June 01, 2006, 11:11:38 PM »

A news reporter gets news that 101 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya
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« Reply #62 on: June 02, 2006, 02:22:44 AM »

1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"    


2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"    
    
 
5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!    
    
    

6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.   
    
    


7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.    

 
9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!    


10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"    
    
    

11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."    
    
    

12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.    
    
    

13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!

14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.   
    
    
Keep smilinggggggggggg
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« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2006, 11:26:10 PM »

A Sardarji and a Bengali, both suffering from serious diseases,share the same room in a hospital.


They are taken violently ill and they cannot even utter a word.


After a few days of living together, the Bengali gets really bored and wants to start off a conversation with his fellow patient. He realizes that he has not enough energy left to say a sentence; instead he just attempts to say a word.


After much effort he turns to the Sardarji, points his finger towards himself and says "Bengali".


Sardarji doesn't want to let the poor Bengali down who has struggled so hard to start a conversation. Sardarji musters all his energy and says "Punjabi" gesturing the same way as Bengali did.


Bengali is happy now and wants to continue the conversation. After much more effort this time he says, again pointing his finger towards himself Sharath Bose."


Sardarji after some effort says "Devindar Singh". Bengali is even happier that they now know each other's names.


After some time, Bengali turns towards Sardarji and mustering all his energy says "Cancer" - - again doing the same gesture as before.










Sardarji smiles and with some effort says "Scorpio."
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« Reply #64 on: June 08, 2006, 11:30:29 PM »

Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.

 

Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries  Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,

 

Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #65 on: June 08, 2006, 11:33:49 PM »

Adventures of Jugnu Singh
Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Jugnu Singh : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize.
Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!
 
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Jugnu Singh & American Friend
Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside,
when the American said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where!?"
 
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Jugnu from Punjab!
Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.
Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.
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Sardar and Milk !!!!!!
One sad day Sardarji finds out from his doctor that he's going to die. He asks the doctor if there is anything, anything at all that he can do to save his life.
After careful consideration and analysis the doctor tells him that he'll have to drink a milk off a mom's nipples who's just recently become a mom for three consecutive days and he'll live.
Sardarji all depressed reaches home where his whole family relatives and friends are there to share their sympathies.
One of his childhood friends tells him "Yaar, tennu pata hai teri bhabi da munda howa hai, teri jaan de khaatir tu peela dood usse."
Sardarji all shy goes "Mein bhabi naal aisa kaise karsakta hoon."
Friend: "Koi gal nahii oyee, tere se bardke thorehi hai!"
So Sardarji goes into the room where Sardarni is lying on the bed. While sucking on the nipples he gets her aroused and when he's about to leave, Sardarni goes "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"
Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh kita, o bohot hai." And Sardarji goes home.
Next day he comes back and again Sardarni all horny says "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"
Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh karde pe o, bohot hai."
Final day Sardarji comes and yet again Sardarni is again real horny "Sardarji tussi roz aandeo, aaj te kujh hor manglo tussi"
Sardarji: "Chalo tussi kendeo te dood naal biscuit hojaan te mazza
aajave!"
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