A co-worker told George that George's wife was being un- faithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with George's best friend.
Worried and hurt, George ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
"Look," said George. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him."