I L1. WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE

Here is the reason.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and
laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along
with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one
bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots
the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both
the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the
middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even
in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun.
Bang...
the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow
his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' f! inally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the
other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump
even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall,
he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of
the first gun in
air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

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