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Title: Dont Marry a Programmer.. Post by: Rhea Thomas on August 01, 2009, 01:38:35 AM Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear..... I'm logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morning! Husband : Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found.... Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied. Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters.... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband : It's by default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband :File in use .... Try later. Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband :Unknown Virus : |