|
Title: A veterinary doctor in India Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 31, 2009, 02:32:48 AM Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said,“Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.”
Doctor : I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man : No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor : But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man : I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only… Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. Man : I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first. Doctor : OK. Tell me. Man : I sleep vigilantly like dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse. I go to work running like a deer. I work all the day like a donkey. I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses. I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife. Doctor : Are you a Software engineer? Man : Yes Doctor : Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Software engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me. |