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ENTERTAINMENT JUNCTION => Medical Jokes => Topic started by: Rhea Thomas on July 31, 2009, 02:29:24 AM



Title: Best Kept Secret
Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 31, 2009, 02:29:24 AM
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."