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Title: Indian Political parties match their symbols Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 31, 2009, 12:08:50 AM Political parties match their symbols ...
Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'? A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'? A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'? A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia. Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'? A: It's a self portrait. Q: Why is Jayalalitha' s symbol 'Two leaves'? A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'? A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'? A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'? A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'? A: Because his time never seems to come Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'? A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you Title: Re: Indian Political parties match their symbols Post by: baldasarre martin on January 13, 2011, 03:21:00 AM Indian Political Maths
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?" The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window. "Can you see the river?" "Yes" "Can you see the bridge over it?" "Of course", said the minister. "10 percent", said the senator smugly. Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc. "How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?', he asked. The minister called him to the window. "See the river over there?" "Sure", cried the senator. "Can you see the bridge over it?" The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - "No, I don't see any bridge." "100 percent", said the minister !! |