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Title: Marriage quotes 07 Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 01:44:48 AM If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Man and wife make one fool. |