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Title: Wrong number Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 12:01:21 AM Santa went to London for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
Santa: Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Santa: Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Santa: What? I am her husband came to London today. Servant: What can I do now sir? Santa: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? Santa: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir Santa: What...? No swimming pool? Servant: Yes Sir Santa: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!! |