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Title: Our dear Santa Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 29, 2009, 07:36:31 AM Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”
The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower The Muslim replied : “Chameli” ‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response The Muslim also got angry but kept quite The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’ Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your A*s with that!” |